A lawyer in the making

12-12-12: I just took Maddie off of time out for shutting Morgan's finger in their dresser drawer. I was making her explain to me why she was there and she went right into "But Mom...you really hurt me when you put me on timeout. You were too rough. You really need to be more careful with me. I'm a very smart girl you know." What?!?! You got put on timeout, yet you come off making me look like the bad guy here?!?! This child has the most absurd reasoning skills...