10-1-12: tonight as some lady was walking past our house, Jay was in the front yard in his usual wardrobe (a holey, cut off shirt and boxers over boxer briefs) throwing fist fulls of walnuts on our roof trying to replicate the weird noise I heard all day. My kids were naked, pounding on the window in the living room and screaming "HI" to the lady while Jay was yelling at me to flip the chicken that was in the oven. Just then, I peeked outside and saw Bandit running into the street.... I would pay money to know what was going thru that lady's head at that exact moment....