99.99% of the time I look like a disheveled hobo who lives on the streets. I'm covered in baby food and spit up, juggling preschool projects, potty training, and crawling simultaneously (along with pursuing a nursing degree for myself). Ever since I became a wife and mother of 3, my world has turned in to a real life sitcom filled with laughter, craziness, and sheer chaos. I tell it how it is and save the sugar coating for craft-time. Here is a (mostly hilarious) glimpse into my world.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
A coffee can...or is it?
"I recieved a phone call from the hubs today: Jay: "Babe...I went to make some coffee at work today, and almost made a pot of grease." Me: "What?!? What are you talking about??" Jay: "Why did you put the coffee can full of grease next to the coffee can I needed to take to work?" Me: ...pausing for a minute as the light bulb finally went off... "AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious! Don't blame that on me! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Jay: "....it's not that funny. I almost vomited when I opened up the can..." Me: ".....BAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!""