10-26-12: the only rule (and the most important rule) Jay has following his surgery is to keep his eye completely dry for the next week. So keeping that rule in mind...last night at dinner he was choking on the tinest piece of turkey I've ever seen. He went to take a drink of his pop, and coughed at the same time resulting in the pop spurting out of his mouth and covering nothing but his face top to bottom.... I don't even know how he managed to have it squirt himself, but I do know that I was laughing so loud and hard that the girls were staring at me like I was from another planet before they eventually joined in on the laughter. We were wiping tears from our eyes, and Jay was cleaning Verner's Ginger Ale out of his. Absolutely hilarious.